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Undocumented Assembler Instructions

Assembler programs are written with short abbreviations called MNEMONICS, in
other words instead of writing GOTO, the programmer writes JMP or even BRA
(branch). These instructions are frequently abbreviated into total
incomprehensibility. Of course, we all know that abbreviations are
arbitrary. Anyone who has spent any time programming in assembler knows that
all computers can be programmed using an undocumented set of instructions.
Frequently when an error is made writing a program in assembler a user can
actually see the program executing the undocumented instructions. These
instructions vary from machine from machine, but all computers have a
certain set of them in common. As a service to humanity, I am here revealing
these common instructions for the first time.

ARG: Agree to Run Garbage
BDM: Branch and Destroy Memory
CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals
DDS: Damage Disk and Stop
EMR: Emit Microwave Radiation
ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven
FSE: Fake Serious Error
GSI: Garble Subsequent Instructions
GQS: Go Quarter Speed
HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunction
IDD: Inhale Dust and Die
IKI: Ignore Keyboard Input
IMU: Irradiate and Mutate User
JPF: Jam Paper Feed
JUM: Jeer at Users Mistake
KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer
LNM: Launch Nuclear Missiles
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
NNI: Neglect Next Instruction
OBU: Overheat and Burn if Unattended
PNG: Pass Noxious Gas
QWF: Quit Working Forever
QVC: Question Valid Command
RWD: Read Wrong Device
SCE: Simulate Correct Execution
SDJ: Send Data to Japan
TTC: Tangle Tape and Crash
UBC: Use Bad Chip
VDP: Violate Design Parameters
VMB: Verify and Make Bad
WAF: Warn After Fact
XID: eXchange Instruction with Data
YII: Yield to Irresistible Impulse
ZAM: Zero All Memory
PI : Punch Invalid
POPI: Punch Operator Immediately
RASC: Read And Shred Card
RPM: Read Programmers Mind
RSSC: Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)
RTAB: Rewind Tape and Break
RWDSK: ReWind DiSK
SPSW: Scramble Program Status Word
SRSD: Seek Record and Scar Disk
WBT: Water Binary Tree
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Que bueno , mis discipulos estan aprendiendo el real ASM.


Yuri
EL MACHO ALFA

Veo que sigues aprendiendo a pasos ajigantados !!!

Aji picante

GANTADOS

Estos opcodes fueron robados de un laboratorio de Kaspresky , estaban bajo llave (o mejor dicho licencia XD)

Alguien no quiere que la informacion sea liebre

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Hay gente que dice que programar en ASM es dificil , pero con estos opcodes ahora todo es mas facil, EJ>

mov ecx,1MB

repetimos:
RPM offset programa
loop repetimos

jmp programa

Con estas pocas instrucciones hacemos todo un programa completo, si el user se lamenta de la calidad , le damos unas cuantas >

mov ecx, infinite

killuser:
IMU
PNG
loop killuser